NIHAOFISH你
好

$NIHAOFISHThe Nihao Cat meme,
but it's the fish.

You know the cat. I was here first. Same eyebrows, same beard, same patience, and I never once asked for a hat. Come for the memes. Stay for the tank.

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OFFICIAL CONTRACT / SOLANAsoon

你好 / HELLO / NIHAO▌ENTER THE POND ↓NO HAT. JUST A BEARD.

A VERY UNSERIOUS LEGEND / FOUR CHAPTERS

THE BEARD HAS
A BACKSTORY.

Every master starts somewhere. This one started in a tank in somebody's hallway, and he has not blinked since.

THE TANK · 23:59

THE ORIGINAL.
NO FILTER.

One photo. One goldfish. Two eyebrows nobody can explain. Long before the cat put on a hat, I was already in a tank in a hallway, staring at the camera like it owed me money.

“first, I was a photo.”

The original photo: a goldfish with thick white eyebrows and a long white beard, in a tank, unimpressed

THE POND ARCHIVES / VOL. 01 ✦

first, I was a photo.

THE TEMPLE · SUNRISE

FIRST, WE
BREATHE.

Fins together, eyes closed, beard perfectly still. The cat meditated in front of the temple, so I meditated in front of the temple. I did it without legs, which is harder, and without water, which is a lot harder.

“inner peace. outer blub.”

Nihao Fish at sunrise in front of the golden temple, fins pressed together

THE POND ARCHIVES / VOL. 02 ✦

inner peace. outer blub.

THE POND · SCROLL TO BREATHE

THE WAY
OF THE BLUB.

Patience of a monk. Lung capacity of a fish, which is none. Scroll through the pond and watch one bubble grow until it says the only word I know. Respect the beard. Fear the blub.

“one bubble at a time.”

ZEN

BLUB

Nihao Fish doing tai chi in a koi pond at dawn, one fin raised, lotus leaves around him

THE POND ARCHIVES / VOL. 03 ✦

one bubble at a time.

THE DAYDREAM · NOT A FORECAST

SMALL FISH.
BIG DAYDREAM.

The master's last lesson: take the memes seriously, never the moon talk. A paper lantern, a koi pond and a very silly dream about a fish who outgrew his tank. That's the whole story, and I'm sticking to it.

“destination: warmer water.”